a tag from Jummy Bear

So since I'm waiting for my manager to arrive and we start the long meetings i guess i will do the tag from Jummy Bear or i should name her Meow or somethingy now. Somehow i cant imagine a Bear saying Meow though. 

So 16 Random things about myself. 

And i have been staring at this for a while now trying to come up with stuff random enough to be random 

another 30 mins have passed but to be honest i wasn't looking here, was signing some things so , now lets see if i can crack this 

1- A geek at heart. shouldn't come as a surprise to those who know me. 

2- Was a destructive child, mostly for my own toys, liked to open them up to see what was inside or how they break when thrown from the roof down to the lawn. ( specially glass things , different heights , different force etc etc ). I found that a round glass when thrown at a certain height at a certain angle will bounce back up half the height of the fall and you have one chance to catch it , if you miss the glass will break. 

3- the most important page on a newspaper is the comics one. I would be happy if it was only that page that came each day only. 

4- Someday i will create a time suspension technology so i will have time to read / watch  / Play things i want.  There are books i never get my hands on but they are on the list , there are things i never watched but i want to some day.  i Have loads of games i never finished nor will ever finish i think but i buy them still and put them down. Some are those i just played once others never 

5-  Awkward silences are part of my first (second , third , fourth , .... so on ) meetings with anyone. 

6-  i am a very casual shopper, i buy things at whim, my wife is thankfully not like me.  

7-  there is not enough time in the day to sleep all the sleep i need

8- the new office extension i have used to be of the kitchen, the prank i used to play while being in kitchen was i would pick up and claim it was my number, now i have to do that same thing each day number of times without it being a prank. 

9- i hate giving presentations. Seems each passing year my responsibilities in presenting more and more stuff is increasing. 

10- when im cold i take a shower. my family says i sterilize not shower. 

11- Im a theory Y manager whose manager is Theory X. 

12- Im trying to keep my desktop free of unwanted clutter, but somehow it keeps on growing till i put them all in a folder and dump them in c:\Desktop Junk, many a times very important files are lost  (read misplaced ) that way. 

13-  i have 36 pairs of socks. 20 blacks.  rest shades of brown / blue. And somehow they keep on vanishing and reappearing on their own. 

14-  i kill shoes in 8 months or less , as in formal shoes

15-  i wish i had known some cool math tricks when i was a kid , would have saved loads of time.

16- i love rain, night rain to be exact. The heavier it is , and the colder it is , the better, 

so there, 16 random things , i think they are random dont you ? 

So next step to tag 16 ppl, lets see, Hemlock you be it, Soaring Angel, Tanzilla,  thts the ppl i know who would somehow read this blog still  apart from the one who tagged mE in the first place,  for the rest if anyone stumbles here , will you be bored enough to tag and leave a comment telling you are done ? lets see if random ppl can be utilized this way. 

Or if the random person is not a silent observer ONLY then we would never know would we ? 

So be it..........

tags

So in recent past Noone has been on a rampage and tagged mE twice, and since her first tag is now password protected thus im gonna just do the tag B

UPDATE:
Noone defined the tag as list 5 things 4 true one false. here goes

Tag A
1. My kindergarden teacher used to hit me on my left hand to make me write with the right.
2. My urdu teacher used to scold me for writing my names spellings wrong
3. I broke my left hand while going down the slide standing in class 5
4. I jumped off a cliff when i was in class 4 in bet for an icecream
5. I put a room on fire when i was in class 2

Tag B
1. Pepsi or Coke
Coke (pepsi is kinda sweeter)
2. Coffee or Tea
Coffee
3. Samsung or Nokia
Never Used either, Motorola
4. Las Angels or New York
Lahore :P
5. Mom or Dad
Mom
6. Karachi or Lahore
Lahore
7. Sexy or Smart
Smartly Sexy
8. Nehari or Haleem
Nihari
9. Junoon or Vital Signs
Junoon
10. Geo or ARY
err
11. Shia or Sunni
my beliefs are my own bussiness
12. Summer or Winter
Winter
13. Lexus or Acura
Lexus
14. Seinfeld or Friends
Friends
15. Roti or Naan
Roti
16. Hollywood or Bollywood
Hollywood
17. Morning Bird or Night Owl
Night Owl
18. Spicy food or Mild food
Spicy-est
19. Windows or MAC
Windows ( you dont get Mac softwares in PK)

a tag

so she has been bugging mE to get this tag done even though she hasnt done the one i tagged her for but here goes



OK here goes

1. Pick up the nearest book (of at least 123 pages)

Chainfire - Terry Goodkind ( Sword of Truth - Book 9)

2. Open the book to page 123.
..

3. Find the fifth sentence.
..

4. Post the next three sentences.

1- "No need to wispher," he said. "See how the walls turn at all those angles? It cuts the echo."
2- she was little surprised to hear that he was right Usually, the echo in the stone rooms was annoying, but this odd twisting room had a hush of the dead.
3 " There is something strangely familiar about this place"

5. Tag five people.

I tag , Fatimah, No one , Fairy Dust , Tanzilla and Mysh.

7 weird facts

Tagged by Fatimah,

so here are 7 weird facts about mE

1- I love swimming, but large still water bodies scare me ( Lakes, sea , dead sea was also scary)
2- I can eat potato in all other forms but not in Curry ( Salan. )
3- I cannot sleep till i see its 3am. Till then i might try to lay in bed and close my eyes but i wont be able to sleep.
4- I usually sneak in/out of the house. Most of the time other ppl in the house dont know im home, up in my room. One time i spent 7 days in my room sneaking out to get stuff to eat. No one from my home saw me all that time. This phase comes every now and then.
5- I want absolute dark in my room at day time when i sleep in late. Sometimes when i sleep in the morning time , around 6 or 7am , i go to extreme pains to ensure lights does not come in by putting all kinda of sheets , clothes in every crack on doors and windows.
6- I buy things at a whim, gadets mostly. I am usually the first to buy and first to break. If i like somethingy, sooner or later im going to buy it.
7- I have to read before sleeping, there has to be a book with me where ever i go, otherwise i keep ebooks on my laptop or my phone. Even if i read 2 pages before putting it down.

So this being an old tag im not sure who has done it. so Tag everyone on the blogroll who have not done this yet

the one about tag

1.Pick out a scar you have, and explain how you got it?
The biggest is have is on my left arm, bicep rather. there are two, left overs from the time i had a full body burn by hot water. I was 4 years old, Ammi had placed a hot boiling water thermos on the top of the cabinet, i was swinging on the cabinet that it toppled and i was burned head to toe. I remember the time clearly though thankfully not the sensation. Next week was spend in the hospital with me covered in sticky cold bandages kinda thingies. Rest all are gone, this one i must have scratched later on

2. What does your phone look like?
like a phone.

3.What is on the walls of your bedroom?

paint.

4. What is your current desktop picture?

5. Do you believe in gay marriage?
no

6. What do you want more than anything right now?
peace

7. What time were you born?
9:30, on 27th Shab of Ramzan. I am such a blessing on the world

8. Last person who made you cry?
When i came home after burying my Nana.

9. What is your favorite perfume/cologne? perfume?
Issey Miyake

10. What kind of hair/eye color do you like in the opposite sex?
Purple

11. What are you listening to?
Passive by A Perfect Circle

12. Do you get scared of the dark?
I have a constant fear that someones always there, fear of the dark, fear of the daaaark i have a phobia that somethings always there.............. Iron Maiden

not of the dark, no,

13. Do you like pain killers?
i guess they would be better than pain birthers, i can say i like em

14. Are you too shy to ask someone out?
out where ?

15. If you could eat anything right now, what would it be?
i should have answered that question before lunch. But double scoop of blueberry icecream would be nice right now.

16. Who was the last person you made mad?
that would be the girl at the counter which was closed and written in arabic. WHen i walked up to her she shouted a few thingies in arabic and wnt back to reading her mag then i told her "err what? i dont knwo arabic". Interesting how complexion goes from white to pink in a sec.

17. Is anyone in love with you?
im a loveable person :D

I tag Hemlock , Falsa


and i tag thee who comments

tag - 3 things

A tag from fairydust....

three things that scare me:

1- large water bodies (mostly lakes)

2- Confounded spaces

3- first encounters with beings or events not explainable by logic ( yes i have had a few)



three people who make me laugh:

1- him

2- her

3- it



three things i love:

1- Night Rain

2- mE

3- Sleeping



three things i hate:

1- not finishing your thought when you start saying it

2- waking up early morning

3- not having my privacy over long periods of time



three things i don’t understand:

1- A theory of spatial structure in ecological communities

2- myself

3- mind games



three things on my desk:

1- mouse

2- laptop

3- papers



three things i am doing right now:

1- making a presentation

2- thinking why cant it be just 1 thingy tag, 3 are hard

3- wondering what to write here



three things i want to do before i die:

i give you ten



three things i can do:

1- smile with a intense hate in my eyes

2- laugh when things go wrong

3- wait



three things you should listen to:

1- rain

2- a little voice inside you telling you to play now work later

2- battle hymns



three things i’d like to learn:

1- japanese

2- how to tell a perfect lie

3- to control my fears



three favourite foods:

1- nehari

2- biryani

3- haleem



three tv shows/books i read as a child:

1- all enid blyton

2- Qaida

3- paharey ( tables )

10 Thingies i wanna do before i die

ok so this is a "tag", for the uneducated as mE, let me explain what a "tag" is.
suppossidly kids these days enjoy creating weird lists and making others fill it to their hearts desires thourgh their blogs. one such list is this, to list down 10 things i wanna do before i die,

some of you might think why 10? well the answer might be that 10 is a divine number or that when a person counts 10 thingies a few of them come true (mostly odd divided by prime into even numbers out of the 10 work ), but the right answer to the question would be .... "Cause i said so" , i obviously being the person who created the list in the first place. Hence 10 is the number we play with for now

Ok so lets begin , count down from 10 to 1 begins, im assuming its about the thingies i still wanna do, not those that i always wanted to do but did already,

10- On number 10 we have .......
time out, wait, are we supposed to introduce the contestants or not ? like do we say here is this and this and the thing then introz itself ? or we just plain right list the thing? my bet would be on listing it , cause the thingy is in actuality a non-living element aint it ?
how will somethingy which cant speak tell us about it self ? so lets just start with the top again shall we ......

10- Learn Japanese, watching anime with only subtile is good , but i wanna be able to understand em more clearly ... Some of you might think "na'ni?" , (meaning "What ?" ), well to answer those , thy should start watching anime

9- Own a bloody bugati veron, and i dont care bythat time the cars are actually flying and there are no roads to run it on, but i want one , someday

8- Make one revolutionary invention, just for the heck of it

7- To again go to Lake Upper Kachura, Skardu, Pakistan, and re-swim in it, just to be able to get over my fear of swimming in unknown depth lakes, that started from that very lake. (na'ni? , ahem , i mean, what? you never got scared of swiming in a lake whose water is unclear & depth unknown and there is just you in the freaking middle of it inside water and wondering whose bright idea was this in the first place ? )

6- Take my guitar out of its box again and finished atleast learning all the chords , damn there is alot of dust on that case

5- To be able to read my handwrittings after months of writting it and be able to know what i was writing about,

4- That ppl in whose life i was, remember me with fond memories not of hate or fear
3- Be able to say when i die that i did not compromise my integrity
2- Be able to say when i die that i have no regrets in life
1- To be on the right path before i die, offering my prayers regularly.

If i get to have the last 4 , then i have lived as one should